Whatsapp joke to impress girl

BEST CHEESY PICK-UP LINES TO IMPRESS GIRLS :)1)If you stood in front of a mirror and held up11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.2)I just wanted to

Whatsapp joke to impress girl

BEST CHEESY PICK-UP LINES TO IMPRESS GIRLS :)

Best 30 Pick-Up lines You Must Know To Impress Girls


1)If you stood in front of a mirror and held up11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

2)I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

3)The only thing your eyes havent told me is your name.

4)I think theres something wrong with my eyes because I cant take them off you.

5)You: Your father must have been a thief.
Girl: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

6)If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

7)You :I think you just stole something.
Girl : [Whats That?]
You : My heart.

8)Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

9)Are you lost maam? Because heaven is a long way from here.

10)I must be in heaven because Im looking at an angel!

11)Did it hurt when you fell? [Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

12)Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

13)Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

14)My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

15)Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

16)Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

17)Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.


18)I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

19)If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


20)Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

COMPUTER GEEKS PICK-UP LINES
1)Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

2)You make my software turn into hardware!

3)Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

4)I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'

5)How about we go home and you handle my exception?

6)If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.

7)I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.


8)Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

9)Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

10)You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

11)Isn't your e-mail address ?


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